Snitty rears her ugly head

Ur, after a blissful hiatus, I’m in trouble with Snitty again. There’s a for sale sign by the road, just laying there, on the far side of her house (i pointed it at her house over the Summer and found that hilarious) and figured since it’s been there 2 years no one was coming back for it, lolol. I left the sign and took the metal holder for a plant stander upper. Elaine came flying out of her house and said PUT That Back! so I threw it on her lawn. She was Livid. Don’t Throw Things On My Lawn! So i put it back. She proceeded to scream at me that I’m crazy and need to grow up. She said she was sick and tired of me. THEN MOVE! I yelled. We’ve been here 24 years. Wanna bet she calls the flippin cops? Not answering door. The sign isn’t even Hers! Whack-a-doodle.

No, not crazy, no, not growing up any time soon. No, not touching anything which belongs in any way to her, as it was for a house for sale before she even moved here. Suffice it to say, not her business, but why on earth does she watch my every move? Am I that intoxicating? lolol.

An addendum: I called the realtor. She said Snitty called her already, lololol. She said she forgot to pick up sign and I was welcome to it. I’m afraid to go over there now, I said. We both laughed (I didn’t mean to cause a neighborhood kerfuffle, she said. I just love her!)